Backseat Driver Enthusiast Pillows

School of Backseat Driving

"Do you have to be such a backseat driver?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

I love my motor.

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

Stone Age Driving Test

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

I don't brake for tail gators.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

Backseat Predators

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'Are we there yet Dad?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'How was my emergency stop?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

Back seat race car drivers.

"The Motor Vehicle Department had some concerns for my safety."