Backseat Driver Club Member Mugs

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Bob's Driving School.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

'Right hand down a bit.'

Sat Nag

School of Backseat Driving

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

The Illuminati of the Subway

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

"You are doing 53 in a 35 zone."

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

'Throw in a 'ooh, you missed a short cut there' and you'll pass easily...'

You're turning onto Jackson? Miller is waaaay faster! Watch the kid on the bike! Backseat GPS.

A dog driving a car

"We apologise for the delay..."

Road Sign: You are now lost. I told you so next 30 miles.

'I told you to keep your eyes on the road!'

Driving To Hell and Back

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

"Do you have to be such a backseat driver?"