Driver's Club Member Mugs

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

'Right hand down a bit.'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

An accident could be on the cards

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

"Please take me to your club."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

I can't stand it when they double park!

The Illuminati of the Subway

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

'Typical!'

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

"Well, that may not be the farthest drive I've ever seen...but t sure is the highest!"

Drunk Golfer: "This is 'A Full Member'.

'Husbands in waiting' - The Ladies' Circle

Founder of the Emoticon Club

A dog driving a car