Automobile Club Member T-Shirts

'Call the auto club and have them send over another slave.'

"What old school? This is my life."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

The not so easy rider...

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

'We offer counselling for customers with gearbox issues.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Cricket Prospects.

'It's not for sale.'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

Al's City Toe Truck Service.

I can't stand it when they double park!

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.