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". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'How about a game of cards?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Expensive greeting cards.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Greetings!

Valentines for Things

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Diamond Geezer.

Mother's Day cards

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'