Hard Worker Anthem Gifts

"Everyone has to do their fair share. . . You have always been known as a good worker. . . You want to give something back, don't you? . . ."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Low-Energy Drinks

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Laptop Dancing.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

Time Out For Teddy

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Busy day at the office.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving