Day Shift Worker Pillows

Day Job/Night Job

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

"Welcome to the United States."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

This coffee can keep you up

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'I'm here for your coffee.'

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

STRIP *Community Care * Change

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'Probably we will meet more often these days. Due to the crisis I am working overtime.'

"What is the speed of dark?"

'I need to work a different shift.'