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'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Ace headhunters.

I'm going through your application as we speak.

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'I'm here for your coffee.'

This coffee can keep you up

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

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For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

"Who are you hiring? The one whose CV has spelling errors, food stains or printed using a dot-matrix printer?"

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night