'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'
Shift Work Specialist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a shift work specialist? Our collection features funny, witty, and thoughtful items that honor their round-the-clock dedication. From mugs to prints, find the perfect token of appreciation for those who work outside the typical nine-to-five. Ideal for expressing gratitude or just making them smile after those long, unconventional hours, our products are crafted to celebrate their hardworking spirit with humor and heart.
Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
"I'll get up in negative five minutes."
'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'
"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."
"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."
"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.
"Are you willing to work the night shift?"
'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'
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'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'
I'm going through your application as we speak.
'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'
'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'
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This coffee can keep you up
'I'm here for your coffee.'
'I'm working a double-shift today...'
'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'
For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!
"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"
'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
He's back from retirement as a consultant.
'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'
"Who are you hiring? The one whose CV has spelling errors, food stains or printed using a dot-matrix printer?"
'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'
"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."
Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night
"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"
Shift Work Specialist Gifts Collection
Shift Work Specialist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for shift work specialists. Perfect for adding a bit of humor and appreciation to their daily coffee routine.
Shift Work Specialist Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort to the spaces of dedicated shift workers. A perfect gift to give their home or office a personal touch.
Shift Work Specialist Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate the dedication of shift work specialists. Ideal for decorating a workspace or a special place at home.
Shift Work Specialist T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty t-shirts that honor the hardworking spirit of shift work specialists. Perfect for casual wear or working from home.