Study Shifters Pillows

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Like Minded

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'I need to work a different shift.'

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

"We're in luck - it's Father Time-and-a -Half."

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

'A fag end, and at the fag end of our shift! Let it lie.'

The fall.

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'

Employment office: Zombies for hire.

"Without my coffee, I'd never make it working nights."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Summer, we hardly knew ye...

"I know sex is no longer a taboo subject. I just don't feel like discussing it all the time, that's all."