Subject Shifter Pillows

Christian school student tries to change subject.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"It all looks fine to me."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

A Wrecked-angle.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

Distilled Elephant