Subject Shifter Mugs

Christian school student tries to change subject.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Distilled Elephant

A Wrecked-angle.

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'