Narrative Shifters Pillows

The Daily Me

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"It all looks fine to me."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

On the Hanger

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

'Never mind your ideas.. how do you come up with your excuses?'

Distilled Elephant

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

Robots programmed to mimic humans. Who's that? Oh, we just keep him around to blame things on.

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."