Day Shift Worker Mugs

Day Job/Night Job

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

"Welcome to the United States."

'I'm here for your coffee.'

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This coffee can keep you up

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

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"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

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'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

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Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"What is the speed of dark?"

'I need to work a different shift.'