Night Shift Employee Pillows

Vampire briefcase.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

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'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"My new day job is killing me."

This coffee can keep you up

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'I'm here for your coffee.'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Mouse shopping after hours

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

Tired parents

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"What is the speed of dark?"

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

'I need to work a different shift.'

'Probably we will meet more often these days. Due to the crisis I am working overtime.'