Night Shift Pillows

How to make the night shift more bearable

Night-time halo

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

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'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

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'I'm here for your coffee.'

This coffee can keep you up

"My new day job is killing me."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Mouse shopping after hours

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

TV Repair 101.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

'Probably we will meet more often these days. Due to the crisis I am working overtime.'

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

Tired parents

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"What is the speed of dark?"

'Death doesn't frighten me, but the night nurse does...'