Organizing A Trip Gifts

'-about our sea view.....'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'How very Cumbria.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I just..."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'See you in two weeks!'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Technological Dependence.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Be open to help.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."