Preparing For A Trip Gifts

Last chance to tell your bomb joke

Immodiu, Ibruprofen, Clarityn, Sudofed, Paracetemol, Nurofen, Rennies, Diareze... - 'What are you doing?' - 'Packing for my holiday to Egypt.' - 'How ill are you planning on being, exactly?' - 'Ah, that reminds me... can I borrow a bucket from you for a

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I just..."

Italia tours

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Technological Dependence.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Be open to help.

The Airport.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Western Outfitters.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Mass Travel

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Bed & Bagel'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."