Packing For A Trip Gifts

'Men pack. Women move.'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Italia tours

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Technological Dependence.

Be open to help.

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Mass Travel

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

The Airport.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Western Outfitters.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Bed & Bagel'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Superman Going On Vacation.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'