Packing For A Trip Gifts

'Men pack. Women move.'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Technological Dependence.

Be open to help.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

The Airport.

Western Outfitters.

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Mass Travel

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'Bed & Bagel'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."