Holiday Getaways Mugs

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Family with pets.

'How very Cumbria.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

A private jet takes off

Heading off with a packed bag

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Segregated Beach

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

New Hampshire Minute

'Beach snowman.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"How's my tripping you up?"