Cabaret Dreamer Gifts

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"One year closer to college!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Reese Witherspoon

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Marilyn's Rushmore

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."