Theater Dreamer Gifts

Genius At Midnight

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Clancy: Aspiring Actor

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

He kept up his guitar practise...

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Rainbow Quartet

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."