Rustic Dreamer Gifts

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

"Ah, yes...the joys of simple living."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Epic Battles

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Angel Music

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'