Fashion Dreamer Gifts

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Pampered and poodled.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'I'm a star!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

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On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'