Cowboy Cosplay Fan Gifts

We're going to ask the bank to extend our overdraft - I don't think dressing like that will really help!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.