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We're going to ask the bank to extend our overdraft - I don't think dressing like that will really help!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Not So Wild West

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.