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The Lone Pig.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.