Costume Drama Pillows

"I might be able to find you something in science fiction but costume drama is, I'm afraid, out of the question."

Hello hello!

"Just be yourself."

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Champagne

Victorian Lady

Bear Costume

The height of fashion in 1796

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.