Costume Drama Fan Pillows

"Not another costume drama."

Punch Initials - P

Lovers in toile de jouy

Scarpia from Tosca

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Hello hello!

Proposal

Sisters

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Sailor boy

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Theatre Crowd

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Blue Dress and Feather

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Mikado

A Macaroni in 1772

"Downton Abbey Road"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

Leonore from Fidelio

I want to hold your hand

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Scientific Method Acting

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"Little Jamie would like you both to know that he's now into sharks."

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'