Costume Drama Mugs

"I might be able to find you something in science fiction but costume drama is, I'm afraid, out of the question."

Hello hello!

"Just be yourself."

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Bear Costume

Pirate

Victorian Lady

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Champagne

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Dead Funny

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"