Costume Drama Buff Mugs

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mikado

Scarpia from Tosca

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Blue Dress and Feather

A little bird told me...

Deflator mouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Un ballo in maschera

Succession 2

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Knickerless Cage.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Situation Tragedy.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'I'm a star!'