Costume Drama Buff Prints

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mikado

Blue Dress and Feather

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A little bird told me...

Scarpia from Tosca

Deflator mouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Downton Abbey Road"

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Tristan Und Isolde

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Succession 2

Un ballo in maschera

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Situation Tragedy.