Watching Costume Dramas Pillows

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

Blue Dress and Feather

Mikado

Scarpia from Tosca

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Downton Abbey Road"

Leonore from Fidelio

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Lovers in toile de jouy

Sailor boy

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Don Alahambra

Punch Initials - P

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

Downtrodden Abbey

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'

"Not another costume drama."

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

'I hate it when you bring your work home!'

A georgian woman