Watching Costume Dramas Pillows

"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."

University Soapflakes

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Mikado

Blue Dress and Feather

Scarpia from Tosca

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

Lovers in toile de jouy

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Leonore from Fidelio

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Sailor boy

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Clownton Abbey

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Punch Initials - P

The Professionals.

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Don Alahambra

Downtrodden Abbey

Downton Abbey

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'

"Not another costume drama."

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

'I hate it when you bring your work home!'