Dressing Up Pillows

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

'You were terrific at the office Xmas party, Hansen, but now we'd like to have you return to your regular duties.'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Princess

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'How did the rumor ever get started about them being cold?'

'I'm wearing it because you said you were going to teach us how to draw.'

'I didn't realize you were literally going to wear a little black number!'

'Grandchildren visiting again, eh?'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

'Too much?'

Farm Humor.

"Clearly everybody thinks this guy's the biggest freak in the office."

Dare to be Different

'Hang on, isn't it unusual to have a fancy dress party in a church?'

The Opera.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.'

'I just wouldn't be comfortable without one.'

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"I'm ready for the 4th of July. I have on red lipstick, a white gown and a blue hat."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

To my future King.