Dressing Up Pillows

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

'You were terrific at the office Xmas party, Hansen, but now we'd like to have you return to your regular duties.'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Princess

Karen's excitement about showing off her new dress quickly faded when she walked into the party.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I didn't realize you were literally going to wear a little black number!'

'Grandchildren visiting again, eh?'

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."

'How did the rumor ever get started about them being cold?'

'I'm wearing it because you said you were going to teach us how to draw.'

Farm Humor.

The Opera.

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

'We should look our best since hidden cameras will photograph us wherever we go.'

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

Dare to be Different

To my future King.

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

Dang clip ons!

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Without uttering a word, Steve gets out of jury duty.

"I'm ready for the 4th of July. I have on red lipstick, a white gown and a blue hat."

'Hang on, isn't it unusual to have a fancy dress party in a church?'