Dress-up Player Pillows

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Bond James, Bond."

"Just be yourself."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Pirate

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Silly wig.

"Hipsters"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Little Princess.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Shred the plank."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Bee costume