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"How should we divide the teams?"

"Bond James, Bond."

"Just be yourself."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Pirate

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Silly wig.

"Hipsters"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Little Princess.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit