Quirky Dress Code Adherent Gifts

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

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'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

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'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"I had no idea that your husband was so decorated."

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

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"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

'It's in the agreement. They traded 'Casual Friday' for 'Immature Monday.''

"Here, this might fit."

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

"Simpson, your second evaluation is Tuesday. This time wear a suit with pants."

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

'So-what's your problem?'