Quirky Dress Code Adherent Gifts

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

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'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

No Pants No Service?

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"I had no idea that your husband was so decorated."

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

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"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

'It's in the agreement. They traded 'Casual Friday' for 'Immature Monday.''

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"Here, this might fit."

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

Man crawling onto island sees sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no service.