Winter Wizards Prints

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'My balls are freezing!'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Snowman & family replace people

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."