Winter Wizards Mugs

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

WHOA!! If you try hard enough, you can open them!

'My balls are freezing!'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Snowman & family replace people

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Snowman

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

D.I.Y

Snowman ice fishing.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Shaved Ice

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

At the "Ice-C-U".

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'