Quirky Biologists Mugs

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

No Swimming Allowed

"Well, we got the grant."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'We've created a teenager!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Single-cellphones...

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."