Quirky Ecologists Mugs

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Bees SOS

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

No Swimming Allowed

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Save the termites.

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Planet of the Ants

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Biocafeteraologist

"I am the chosen one!"

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

'When I asked for funding of my rooster egg laying research, I was told the chick is in the male.'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

Stick insects in the Tunnel of Love.

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'