Quirky Ecologists Pillows

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Bees SOS

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

No Swimming Allowed

Save the termites.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"I am the chosen one!"

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Biocafeteraologist

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

Stick insects in the Tunnel of Love.

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.