Biology Fan Prints

"There's nothing I can do This virus is a protected species."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Tallyho!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Think Tank

Author's Bio-diversity.

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'