Biology Admirers Prints

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Life is for the birds.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Think Tank

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'