Biology Admirers Pillows

Bio Lab. This powerful microscope has complete changed the way I look at life!

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Life is for the birds.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Think Tank

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Feline Evolution.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Sperm Whale.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.