Biodiversity Fan Prints

Author's Bio-diversity.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Tallyho!"

Frog in the puddles.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Too much monkey business...

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Penguin

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Mother?'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Polar bears

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.