Pro-biotic Fan Prints

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Homo Zapiens

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

Space Pioneer

Asexual harassment.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

Football fans in corona times

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Evolution

You might want to cut back on the probiotics.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

Charles Darwin

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Evolution

Evolution...the paddling crocodile.

'Hah! ? you think you've got lower back pain?'

The evolution of jazz