Endangered Species Aficionado Gifts

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Mardi Gras

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Eat me"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I think we may be related!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Koala

A day at the transgenic races

Bears going water skiing.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise