Eccentric Pet Owner Gifts

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

Seagiraffes

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Cat Show

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'And this is scraps.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'