Eccentric Pet Owner Gifts

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

Seagiraffes

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'And this is scraps.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'