Pet Eccentric Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: shoulder pads

Seagiraffes

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Newt sale

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Cat Show

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'And this is scraps.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'It's the only way I can wash him.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Cats and Dogs.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'